Friday, September 5, 2008

Food for Thought Snubs Candidate

In a blatant attempt to silence the Imaginary Peoples Party candidate, local media outlet Food for Thought: A News Café failed to provide equal time to Philbert D. Cartoonist on their so-called "open forum."
Look for yourself! They are asking "official candidates" for their answers to hokey made-up questions once a week for the 9-weeks leading up to election day. Did the IPP Campoon Hindquarters receive an opportunity to respond? Well, maybe, I haven't checked the e-mails here in awhile, but still.
Listen up, FFT! We're Here! We're Unclear! Get Used To Us!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Harry why, oh WHY do you persist on helpin' this deranged lunatic? A thespian of your stature oughta not be hanging around with creatures of this ilk! He's bad for business. He's sour milk, man! Fried spaghetti! Maggoty blood pudding, for Pete's sake!! Did you know he shakes babies and kisses hands while campaigning? I hear that if elected this "cartoon" of a candidate will even outlaw tartar sauce. My GOD, what will we do then!

Ben Murray