Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Council Candidate Claims He Is "Un-pregnant"

In a hastily prepared statement, Imaginary Peoples Party candidate for Redding City Council assured voters that; "I am not pregnant and I am still not insane, although both conditions have not been totally ruled out if it helps get me erected, er, elected."

So for the record, our candidate remains Unknown, Unqualified, Unwilling, and now, Unpregnant, despite his appearance.

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